This weekend I went to Paris. It was pretty average. Didn’t see anyone important- just kind of hung out with strangers.
Susan and Grace are studying abroad there, so me, Miranda, Zim, and Rebo went to visit! It was SO amazing to see everyone. I missed them all so much, and it was so relieving to just be back in our usual rapport- we all knew all of the major characters and backstories, and were able to just catch up and talk and be with each other. It was great.
It was also exhausting- my flight was at 7am and I had to wake up at 5 to get there (the Florence airport doesn’t open until 6…who knew that airports close?). We went to bed at 2 the night before so…. that was poor decision making. By the time I got to the hotel it was 12 (took a lot of trains and connections and metros- and I was groggy and surrounded by a language that I don’t know so it was a struggle) and I went to meet up with everyone at Les Deux Magot. Literally jumped into each and everyone’s arms. Ugh, I missed them so much.
After lunch we got the most delicious macarons, saw a church (I was REALLY out of it- so unclear what church it was. Someone care to enlighten me? Whatever we didn’t go inside- just the exterior and a fountain) and went on a walk through this gorgeous park where I was just loving life. It was such a beautiful day and I was so happy to be with everyone (have I mentioned that yet?) and life was great. And little Parisian schoolchildren really do walk two by two!
We then went to Notre Dame and me, Grace, and Susan went inside. Holy Cow (haha its a church, get it?). It was gorgeous. And there was a service going on so that made it more mystical and I was in complete awe of the ancient mastery of the building. It’s so old and yet the architecture is so smart and so intricate and so beautiful. Then we went to a lock bridge and headed off the the Louvre!
Everyone at the Louvre tries to take these pictures where it looks like they’re pinching the top of one of the glass pyramids. Oh? It was bizarre. Naturally, my friends joined in thinking it would make cool looking pictures:
When actually it just makes everyone look like they are doing some spastic “I’m a Little Teapot” dance. I took pictures of all the people looking like idiots posing with nothing.
Fun fact: I can sing I’m a Little Teapot backwards. I taught myself how during a particularly boring study hall period freshman year of high school because I needed something to focus on in order to not go crazy.
We didn’t spend much time at the museum because we were all exhausted and needed to get home, but I saw the basics. The Victory sculpture, Venus, Mona Lisa, Code of Hammurabi, some great Egyptian artifacts. I love Egypt. The crowd at the Mona Lisa (or as I call her, Monzy) was ridiculous for such a tiny picture- but it was great. Rebecca appreciated everything in sight. Miranda and I took obnoxious pictures. Typical.
We went back to the hotel and ZIMMY ARRIVED. Ran into her arms in the lobby. We stayed in a hotel together and Miranda and Rebecca stayed in one together. We went to dinner at this fancy delicious restaurant. Zims and Susy got escargot. I ate escargot on my cruise in 7th grade and that’s the last time for that I think.
It was a long, delicious meal and we didn’t get out until 12 so we went home, watched the Junior year video and went to bed. It was great to watch the video with all of the stars, I’m so glad that I documented the semester and definitely want to do some more documenting while abroad.
The next morning we went to the Eiffel Tower! I’m afraid of heights and was bugging so I had to sing “Whistle a Happy Tune” to myself and focus on the floor to keep from freaking out. Rebecca kept suggesting I sing obnoxious songs like “Free Falling” which was a great combination of humor and insensitivity. Our friends to a tee. Miranda didn’t join us, but her bag and colored jeans matched. I love her. The scene from the tower was incredible; France is just so beautiful even in the fog. Rebo was a little nauseas from her ham and cheese crepe, which was a questionable decision on par with all of the fried ravioli she ate at Freshman Formal.
Then we went to Angelinas!! We got the Mont Blanc (mmm mmm good!), more macarons, and delicious hot chocolate with whipped cream. Thumbs up for eating our way through Europe!
We then trekked through that area which is like the Fifth Ave of France, which of course I should know the name of but I don’t because as I mentioned: I was really tired all weekend. We saw the Arc de Triumph (def butchered the spelling on that one.) which I loveddd. Fun fact: I’m obsessed with Napoleon Bonaparte. He is by far my favorite Emperor in the history of the world and I love him so much and sophomore year my obsession with him was one of the motivating factors behind my quest to be Supreme Benevolent Dictator of the World. Yes, that used to be my career aspiration. My chem teacher, Mr. Amara, used to call me Empress and I signed all of my tests and papers as “Empress Jacobson”. Dream big Lyssie, dream big. After we saw it we also went to the Invalides to see where he’s buried but it was closed, which was very sad. I guess I’m going to have to come back to Paris! Ohhh mannn!! We then headed out to an Entrecote for dinner- which was delicious. I googled and they have this style restaurant in New York and I fully intend on going when I return because it is my new favorite type of food. I got the delicious butter sauce on my shirt. Typical.
We went out to a bar that night where they played the best music ever and walked around the Latin Quarter. My feet hurt realll bad. Verge of tears bad.
The next day Zimmy left (wahhhhh I miss you) and we went shopping a bit and had falfel for lunch. Well, everyone else did. I got a banana nutella crepe. Good decisions were had by all.
So I got a shuttle to take me to the airport since I was too exhausted to have to worry about carrying my huge backpack and doing transfers on the metro and train. He picked me up at 4:20 for a 6:45 train, which I thought was reasonable. We didn’t get there until 6 because he had “other stops to make”. Yea, and I have a plane to catch. I was also falling asleep and couldn’t keep my eyes open in the car. The last call for checking baggage was 6:15, and I had to check my backpack because I had my shampoo and conditioner with me, and I use special shampoo and conditioner for delicate infants so I had to make sure I didn’t need to dump it at security. I get there at 6, go to the counter, and he DROPPED ME OFF AT THE WRONG TERMINAL. I was pissed. I had to walk all the way down this huge corridor, up and down stairs, a moving sidewalk, to a SHUTTLE to take me to the next terminal. To say that I was stressed would be an understatement. I got to the terminal at 6:11, freaking out. They let me cut the line to the counter, and the woman there told me I needed to “take a big breath in and out, you’ll going to make it.” It was sweet. I got to cut the security line too. I love the French airports, other than my dipshit (pardon my French) who dropped me off in the wrong place. They have someone personally assist you throughout security so there are no miscommunications, and they are surprisingly nice. The one behind me was chatting up the kids and being adorable. Once through security, I had 20 minutes before they announced the gate (that’s another cool part of the system) so I got myself a nice Evian and UK EDITION COSMO!! I was so excited to have cosmo, it’s literally my favorite magazine. The UK version isn’t as entertaining as the American one. Oh well. I also got crispy M&Ms. It’s becoming a theme.
Fun fact: everyone wears fur jackets in France. I was in love. Most importantly: all the small children wear fur jackets and adorable little wayfarers. It was the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. I love babies and I love fur jackets and the combination was great.
I really had a lot of fun in Paris and it made me miss everyone so much more. PICTURE TIME:













































